april margera 

One of the most understanding parents ever (aside from Tom Green's)
She must curse the day they bought Bam Margera his first skate board.

April Margera is a Saint

april margera by Zoe March 8, 2005

Qwertial Aphasia 

While having both an internet and verbal discussion, you accidentally type a word or phrase carried over from your verbal discussion, in, for example, an instant messenger.

AIM: Porkchop: Want to go get food later?
(Roommate speaking) Check out what I found in the closet!
AIM: You: Sorry, I really shouldn't.
(You speak your reply to roommate) Aww, what an adorable stuffed giraffe!
AIM: You: I can't afford to keep eating out this giraffe.
AIM: You: Frequently, I meant this frequently! Just experienced a moment of Qwertial Aphasia, sorry.

Qwertial Aphasia by Indigeo Aliquis August 28, 2009

APNG 

1. APNG is designed to be backwards-compatible with image viewers which only support PNG. Older image viewers will simply disply the first frame of the animation, like a normal image.

2. This APNG editor is a fully functional, easy to use, cross platform program for making animated PNGs. It is currently still a beta, but it does produce valid APNG files.

Animated PNGs; APNG.

Features:
These are the features that are working in the beta version of the editor:

* Load each frame from any PNG file
* Set loop control (play forever, once, X times)
* Optionally set the first frame (displayed in older browsers) to be hidden in newer browsers.
* For each frame:
* Set the offset of the frame from the top-left corner of the animation
* Set the time to display
* Set disposal options (clear image, keep image, revert frame)

APNG by PNG lover November 26, 2007

April Fools Surprise 

To have a one night stand with a girl on April Fools Day who tells you she's 18. When you wake up the next day, she says, "I'm only 17, April Fools!" You are then convicted of Statutory Rape.

"Why exactly do I need to come bail you out?"

"Dude, this chick hit me with the April Fools Surprise. Help me out."

April Fools Surprise by Johnny Ishkabibble April 5, 2009

åpoiuytrewqäölkjhgfdsamnbvcxz 

When a swedish person is extremely bored at a computer.

I wäs very böred, sö I typed åpoiuytrewqäölkjhgfdsamnbvcxz intö the cömputer tö see if there wäs ä definitiön för it.

åpoiuytrewqäölkjhgfdsamnbvcxz by BRÖTHER GIVE LÖÖPS October 2, 2018

Apist 

A person who turns others into apes.

Did you see uncle tom ape Wendy? What an apist!

Apist by Mr. Muttonchops November 29, 2018

Aptrice 

Aptrice

Adjective, ebonics
1. having a strong feeling of or showing annoyance, displeasure, or hostility; full of anger. Usually heard spoken by illiterate African Americans.
synonyms: irate, mad, annoyed, cross, vexed, irritated, indignant, irked; More

"Why you gettin all aptrice on my ass nigga?" or “I was finna get aptrice on his ass.

Aptrice by wvance February 6, 2019