A coworker so odious they never does their job and makes more work for everyone else but gets paid more than you. Typically is really fat, small minded, shops online during work hours, and leaves work before everyone else. Also they are really good at lying about being sick and abusing FMLA leave.
Damn, Marissa is such a fat kelly! She was on Facebook all day during work while I had to handle all the sales calls and deal with all the people she pissed off.
by Chedwardo May 10, 2018
the one in a group who although obease is the one who makes things happen like being able to shut up a chav or if a chav is the only desent one
chav:oy u twats ya mum
fat gangsta:ooo big words from a little boy
chav:ill bash u up innit
fat gangsta: bring it on u little chav
then more chvs come who get beaten up by he fat gangstsa
fat gangsta:ooo big words from a little boy
chav:ill bash u up innit
fat gangsta: bring it on u little chav
then more chvs come who get beaten up by he fat gangstsa
by geeza February 19, 2006
When somebody takes a giant shit after eating lots of corn and red food-coloring, blends it in a blender with Gorilla Glue, broken glass and wood chips, then packs it into a hypodermic needle and injects it into their body where the most fat is found, waits for 20 minutes and has a friend get a steel baseball bat and hit the said area as hard as possible in a single swing.
by Ibrokefat October 04, 2011
by majorbro November 10, 2010
Paul: Got my paycheck, $350.
Me: Fuck man you're makin' fat bread.
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Me: Can you afford a PS3?
Brother: Yes, I make fat bread.
Me: Fuck man you're makin' fat bread.
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Me: Can you afford a PS3?
Brother: Yes, I make fat bread.
by GI48 July 08, 2006
- Taehyung always needs to hold Taeconda his BIG fat cock in check or it just springs out to say Hi to the world!
- Jungkook takes in his hole Taehyung's fat cock so well, it stretches out completely around that girthy long pole.
- RIP JUNGKUSSY, it always ends up gushing with Taehyung's heavy thick cum. He creampies his ass so well, it won't close anymore!!
- Jungkook is riding that fat cock everyday all day! His cunt hole is ready to take Monster Cocks all the time! Men Line Up for this twink!!
- "who is the bottom in taekook?"
"Surely not Taehyung? He is a DILF. Period. And it's just Massive, you know Taeconda"
"You're right, I bet Jungkook loves to be filled by that fat cock!"
- Jungkook takes in his hole Taehyung's fat cock so well, it stretches out completely around that girthy long pole.
- RIP JUNGKUSSY, it always ends up gushing with Taehyung's heavy thick cum. He creampies his ass so well, it won't close anymore!!
- Jungkook is riding that fat cock everyday all day! His cunt hole is ready to take Monster Cocks all the time! Men Line Up for this twink!!
- "who is the bottom in taekook?"
"Surely not Taehyung? He is a DILF. Period. And it's just Massive, you know Taeconda"
"You're right, I bet Jungkook loves to be filled by that fat cock!"
by dictioNASTY September 29, 2022
a guaranteed, slightly overweight concubine usually done in the biblical sense after much drinking while totally ignoring her, then dragging her to do the nasty at 1:45AM. She must always be appreciative, and go away when deed is done!
by Bob from catland January 06, 2012