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blumpkin

a pet name for a very good dog
i cant wait to see my blumpkin
by xxnationerxx May 29, 2021
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Reverse Blumpkin

When a woman is taking a shit and her man is fucking her face.
I gave Aaron a reverse blumpkin this morning before work. He'll have a great day!
by Reverse Blumpkin December 1, 2019
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Salty Blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin after the blumpkin giver urinates on your face.
A "salty" can be performed before any sexual act.
Before giving me my blumpkin. Sandy peed on my face making it a Salty Blumpkin
by Perpetual_Stiffy September 3, 2016
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blumpkin blowback

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump, combined with the holy grail of the splash from the dump landing in her eye.
With one big splash and a squeal, my blumpkin turned into a blumpkin blowback, pushing me right over the edge!!
by Dirty girl April 23, 2018
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Blumpkin

Getting your dick sucked while on a toilet.
Stephanie gave me a mad blumpkin yesterday.
by ThiccBoiDaequan August 26, 2018
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Blumpkin Seed

When you pass gas while getting head. Similar to a blumkin.
She wanted to give me a blumkin, but I was just gassy so she just received Blumpkin Seeds
by WhatDFaulk August 8, 2024
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Blumpkin

It’s when you receive oral sex when taking a shit.
Dude is it true you got a blumpkin from the hotel maid?
by lordofmemes50 July 31, 2018
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