blumpkin

a pet name for a very good dog

i cant wait to see my blumpkin

by xxnationerxx May 29, 2021

Reverse Blumpkin

When a woman is taking a shit and her man is fucking her face.

I gave Aaron a reverse blumpkin this morning before work. He'll have a great day!

by Reverse Blumpkin December 1, 2019

Salty Blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin after the blumpkin giver urinates on your face.
A "salty" can be performed before any sexual act.

Before giving me my blumpkin. Sandy peed on my face making it a Salty Blumpkin

by Perpetual_Stiffy September 3, 2016

blumpkin blowback

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump, combined with the holy grail of the splash from the dump landing in her eye.

With one big splash and a squeal, my blumpkin turned into a blumpkin blowback, pushing me right over the edge!!

by Dirty girl April 23, 2018

Blumpkin

Getting your dick sucked while on a toilet.

Stephanie gave me a mad blumpkin yesterday.

by ThiccBoiDaequan August 26, 2018

Blumpkin Seed

When you pass gas while getting head. Similar to a blumkin.

She wanted to give me a blumkin, but I was just gassy so she just received Blumpkin Seeds

by WhatDFaulk August 8, 2024

Blumpkin

It’s when you receive oral sex when taking a shit.

Dude is it true you got a blumpkin from the hotel maid?

by lordofmemes50 July 31, 2018