Something that's sometimes big, sometimes small.
Something weird looking, or something normal looking????
IT'S A CHICKEN!! (or rooster.) Where you thinking of a penis?!!?! What the heck man!? You're dirty minded!
By the way...why did you search this up!?
Something weird looking, or something normal looking????
IT'S A CHICKEN!! (or rooster.) Where you thinking of a penis?!!?! What the heck man!? You're dirty minded!
By the way...why did you search this up!?
Zack: "Hey man...look at that dude's cock over there..."
Brandon: "WHAT THE HECK! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HIS C-...Oh, thats a chicken.."
Zack: "Ayo?"
Brandon: "WHAT THE HECK! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HIS C-...Oh, thats a chicken.."
Zack: "Ayo?"
by Jack on crack. December 2, 2022
Get the Cockmug. A fat chick that likes to get on top during sex. An obese woman that enjoys the cowgirl position in bed.
"That fat bitch Sarah tried to get on top of me last night after she blew me. She's such a cock crippler".
by BillSchmaggle March 30, 2018
Get the cock cripplermug. When a rotund young ladyboy slips on her stilettos and proceeds to stomp onto to urethra of the cuckold queen dominatrix
by Fannylips April 21, 2018
Get the mississippi cock stompmug. when your dick is so fucking huge you can start to fly with it people named Nox usually identify as attack helicopters because of how huge and fat there cock is its so fucking huge you need to wear huge ass underwear to fit a huge ass cock like that in your pants
by ThisIsNotNox July 11, 2021
Get the Nox's cockmug. Classic stereotypical moron who can't live without bragging out his wealthy and 'well educated' lifestyle.
Olander Karlsson: "I am born and raised in Danderyd, you know, in Stockholm we have the best hospitals and schools in the whole Scandinavia".
Henrik: "You're such a posh cock".
Henrik: "You're such a posh cock".
by Presumably December 1, 2016
Get the posh cockmug. by Master Dook June 16, 2021
Get the Cock Drizzlemug. An aggressively sexual woman who will swoop down on unsuspecting man before he is even aware of an attack. She will start to gobble his cock mid-flight on the way back to her roost. This is similar to the method used by a bird of prey.
Not only is she thirsty, but she only likes men with visible innocence. A hawk scooping up baby rabbits.
Not only is she thirsty, but she only likes men with visible innocence. A hawk scooping up baby rabbits.
Man One:
... well at least Frank is getting laid tonight. He picked up almost immediately. At the first bar too!
Man Two:
*Notices Frank's pickup*
Nah, that's Lauren. She's a regular Saturday night Cock Hawk. She definitely picked him up. Bet ya they wont even make it to the stall before she goes down.
Man One:
Damn... Well is she clean?
Man Two:
Not even a little. She'll probably get his whole softball team afterwards.
... well at least Frank is getting laid tonight. He picked up almost immediately. At the first bar too!
Man Two:
*Notices Frank's pickup*
Nah, that's Lauren. She's a regular Saturday night Cock Hawk. She definitely picked him up. Bet ya they wont even make it to the stall before she goes down.
Man One:
Damn... Well is she clean?
Man Two:
Not even a little. She'll probably get his whole softball team afterwards.
by hotmaildotcom1 September 18, 2015
Get the Cock Hawkmug.