cock block

The friend that you have nothing in common with, but you seem to wind up hanging out anyways. Often interested in space, fantasy games and gaining weight. Forms an impenetrable barrier between you and good looking women.

Wanna hang out with Sam?

That dude is the biggest cock block. Hell no.

by Brainstorm129 January 17, 2011

cock twister

the man who is the twister of cocks usually for pain (or pleasure....?)

gay guy preferably

montana whos that guy?

oh him? hes the cock twister of titty bong

by kjiouygtfrdsxfcv bn May 10, 2022

Cock Blast

When a man shoots his cum out of the tip of his penis and his urethra expands. the cock blast usually lands on anus or tits.

Man Bobby, that cock blast you shot last night sure rattled my insides.

by bluke69 April 12, 2019

Cock Hedge

As the name states, when a male individual does not properly maintain a cock bush it eventually evolves into what can be considered a cock hedge.

A hedge is something that is not even acceptable by 80's standards, it cuts off air circulation and does not really provide more cushion for the pushing.

Where it's definitely one way to make the date a memorable experience

That's not a cock bush, It's a cock hedge!!

by Anti English Teacher March 27, 2024

Mummy Cock

When you realy don't feel like taking a shower after having intercourse, but your cock is still wet with vag secretions, you go to the bathroom and wrap your meat stick with toilet paper as to not get your undies wet. Also, Toilet-paper-cock is substitutible.

I wanted to get the fuck out of there so quick I had to mummy cock my dick to get it dry

by Shitster Adi dot com May 12, 2017

cock collage

Any place there are am irregularly large number of dudes.

Also see Sausage Fest

Hey was that bar any good last night?
No bro...it was a fucking cock collage.

by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014

Cocked Full

A word for a load or full of something.

I'm cocked full on ammo in my gun.

by Mix-Race Man On Road May 29, 2019