shit weasel

A person who displays weasel characteristics including but not limited to a lack of respect for anything. A shit weasel lags in all aspects of life, especially golf.

Where is that shit weasel Joe? Our tee time was at 10:30!!

ppreciate that pal

by The Man WTMP January 24, 2012

Weasels

The weapon of choice of the religion of Meesism.

I'ma send that guy a box of crazed, rabid, horny weasels if he doesn't shut up!

by Lok Reaver February 16, 2004

Weasel Sponge

The textile that my Grandmother uses to cleans and remove fecal matter from her godess body.

"Grandma, where is your weasel sponge?"

by Sherlock March 28, 2003

Weaver

Usually known as the drunkass of the party... likes to accidentally flash people to distract them during beer pong... from the north but not a yankee... believes they are gangsters excuse me gangsta!

look at the weaver of the party

by marleyloveshisauntamanda August 8, 2008

Brain-Weasels

A common condition where someone makes repeated grammatical errors, often followed by hysterical laughing and joking. The only cure for brain-weasels is to suffocate them by smothering the victim with a pillow.

Crap, you're infested with the BRAIN-WEASELS! Quick, smother him/her with a pillow.

*followed by a small footchase and a pillow smothering*

by Noah February 1, 2005

weaver chilf

a variety of chilf only found in yorkshire regions, also see the lesser spotted weaver chilf but not to be confused with the hamdingo procaster chilf of the australian region.

I was pissed as a fart last night and I got saturday night weavered and I got nine months before I'm gonna have my very own weaver chilf!

by Monty May 21, 2003

Weasel

A very skinny ratlike animal who likes to eat other rodents. Also used as a name to use behind your crush's back if their name is wesley.

Your friend: Hey did you just see your crush???
Me: Yea, weasel is soo cute!!!

by theghettominnymouse May 25, 2012