Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey!

Getting up super early in the morning for a nice long bong hit followed by a GREAT BIG breakfast.

I woke up this morning and said to my friend "Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey!" and he knew I wanted to smoke some pot and eat some food.

by Renee11 September 19, 2009

Weaksauce

v., tr. - to steal an item or items previously having been determined as rightfully belonging to another but usually not yet taken; or, to be a part of a method of determining ownership for such an item when you do not deserve it.

Originally from World of Warcraft forums, after a character named Weaksauce ninja'd an item not for his class.

Don't group with him. He weaksauced an item I needed.

I weaksauced the waitress's tip from some other table on my way out.

Oh, I hate her. She always weaksauces other girls' boyfriends.

by Az April 26, 2005

weak-a-leek

a loose, ugly girl who thinks she is the shits. opposite of a freek-a-leek

man, that bitch aint fine, she's a straight weak-a-leek

by dino September 10, 2004

Wakeling

1. An advanced form of attention deficit disorder.

2. The avatar of chaos.

3. A term to describe short attention span, poor hygeine, chaos and destruction.

1. Dude, help Dan, he's Wakeling right now!

2. FUCKING WAKELING IS AT THE PARTY!!! WHO INVITED WAKELING?!

3. Dude, you gotta get back on track, man. You're starting to look like Wakeling.

by massiveness12 February 28, 2009

Wake and Bake Weekend

A span in time preferably a weekend is Where one finds him/herselves So Stoned to fall asleep for odd hours to only awake in a lackidasical daze to only smoke again to sleepstoned that a Time warp of three days can mindfuck them to have completely forgot where the weekend went and how the fuck is it monday? type feeling... Thats A WAKE AND BAKE WEEKEnd!

Also Beleived to be Considered a Stoners "Religious Purification"
Like a christians sunday for worship.

Dude i don't remember anything about last weekend bro, i'm having lapses in time and all my cheesecake, bread, mustard, chips are spread everywhere and i may have cooked my cat...I dont know dude must have been my time for a Wake and bake weekend.

by JayPhiZzle April 5, 2011

wake up with jake up

Waking up in the morning with a boner.

I couldn't go for my morning piss as I had a case of Wake up with Jake up...

by EG & RK February 8, 2017

weak sauce

Etymologically, weak sauce was born in Long Beach California circa 1996. It was inspired by the G Love song "My baby got sauce" to which the adjective weak was added and a neologism was born. I used the term intermittently and was surprised when, two years later, I was visiting northern california and heard it used. Since then, it has spread and false claims as to it's origen have been made.

The full usage is now commonly considered passé. Currently, in Long Beach, sauce is an acceptable description of something thats shitty. It is interesting that G Love's "sauce" was a good thing and it has in fact become a polar term.

person A: the food at baja sonora is weak sauce.

person B: it's worse than sauce, that shit had me urinating out my asshole all night.

Person A: I think it's their enchilada sauce (unrelated).

by paul mathus July 16, 2008