tight as a coke bottle

When something you wear (more commonly used for sex) is to tight.

Damn this condom is As 'tight as a coke bottle'

by LaffyAfi73 April 2, 2017

Tight Goose

Precisely in order. A malaphor that is the opposite of Loosey Goosey.

"That's never passing inspection, he runs a tight goose"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

Feinboy Tights

The heroic main character of a TV show of the same name, Feinboy Tights is a superhero, known for his iconic catchphrase "shits and saves". Feinboy's superpower is shitting. He has a sidekick called Giggles, who helps him on his adventures saving the town of Quirkyville from evil villains such as Buster Nutt.

"Wow! Did you see the new episode of Feinboy Tights last night? He's my favourite superhero"

by NotHedgehog March 8, 2025

tight in the clitoral hood

When two females are either in a sexual relationship or have sex from time to time but are not in a relationship.

Leah: “Are those two in a relationship?”
Sam: “No, but I think they’re tight in the clitoral hood, if you get me”

by Roro.2 September 11, 2025

Prom Night Tight

To have a tight, almost impenetrable vagina; to have no need for a draw string; the opposite of a bucket minge

Ben: You finally shagged her? What was her undersmile like?
Jerry: Oh man, she was prom night tight

by sheepfish13 September 13, 2012

Tight Swad

Wrapping a baby up in a very tight swaddle

No way he’s busting out of this one, that’s one tight swad!

by b2b2 October 30, 2023

Jump tight

Getting ready to go somewhere quickly and still looking good

I have to jump tight because I have to be there in 20 minutes

by Jump tight October 21, 2020