I'll scoot a hump on ye

I will hit you and leave you with a bump, usually said by parents and grandparent
If you keep shouting at me young man, I'll scoot a hump on ye
by Derry Irish November 05, 2021
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hubey hump

When an out of shape white man starfishes with a fat black woman and her saggy tits slap him in the face
I can’t wait to hubey hump with Shaniqua from da club! Her knockers sag to her knees!
by Catfishbilly August 24, 2024
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humpety hump

when 2 groups of mates have a contest to see who can hump mate eachothers faster
I wnted competition so I did a humpety hump
by TurtleDude87 May 14, 2009
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humping your brains out

ooooohhhh yeah hump em out
humping your brains out would be great right now
by anaonamous cat February 12, 2016
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All hump, no hurt

Just like a dog humping someone’s leg, or humping them from behind. A guy sexually abusing, or raping a male, and aren’t being brought to justice.
Most men who rape boys are all hump, no hurt.
by LinkxPeach February 16, 2023
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Piss Humping

When you need to piss really badly you start moving your legs and it looks like you are rapidly humping the air.
Person 1: You ok there mate?
Person 2: No I'm bursting for a piss.
Person 1: Stop Piss Humping. You're humiliating.
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piss humping

I looked at a strobe light and started piss humping myself
by Jamie Mosshart August 24, 2010
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