StephenHawking'sSearchHistory's definitions

Arguspectate

Watching 2 people argue on the internet.

That comment's a little offensive, it has 100+ comments? Imma go get some popcorn and be and Arguspectate

by StephenHawking'sSearchHistory May 19, 2020

Simp

What dumbass idiots call a someone showing human decency to a girl.

Person 1: Hey did you see this definition for Simp?
Person 2: That sounds like what a Simp would say.
Person 1: Bro stfu.

by StephenHawking'sSearchHistory May 19, 2020

Piss Humping

When you need to piss really badly you start moving your legs and it looks like you are rapidly humping the air.

Person 1: You ok there mate?
Person 2: No I'm bursting for a piss.
Person 1: Stop Piss Humping. You're humiliating.

by StephenHawking'sSearchHistory May 23, 2020

Sex

The word you would look for in the dictionary in 5th grade.

john: yo jeff! the teacher's giving out dictionaries!
jeff: *turns to page 530*
jeff: yo john! I found sex!
john: pogchamp face

by StephenHawking'sSearchHistory June 30, 2020