Arguspectate

That comment's a little offensive, it has 100+ comments? Imma go get some popcorn and be and Arguspectate
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Sex

The word you would look for in the dictionary in 5th grade.
john: yo jeff! the teacher's giving out dictionaries!
jeff: *turns to page 530*
jeff: yo john! I found sex!
john: pogchamp face
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Piss Humping

When you need to piss really badly you start moving your legs and it looks like you are rapidly humping the air.
Person 1: You ok there mate?
Person 2: No I'm bursting for a piss.
Person 1: Stop Piss Humping. You're humiliating.
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Simp

What dumbass idiots call a someone showing human decency to a girl.
Person 1: Hey did you see this definition for Simp?
Person 2: That sounds like what a Simp would say.
Person 1: Bro stfu.
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