seizuring

having a seizure

he's seizuring!

by billbuffet October 15, 2008

Seizing

When you’re shooketh to a state that you can’t even move anymore.

“Bruh, I just saw this guy and I’m seizing over how hot he was”

by Okie2019 August 25, 2018

Securing The Bag

To make sure you are getting money and storing it up

Friend: Why do you work so much?
Me: I’m making sure the bag is secure. (Securing the bag)

by LPAnimes March 17, 2020

Securing the Lid

Putting a blockage on something; common phrases are:

securing YOUR lid: chastity, virginity, caution tape afront your 'woman hole'
securing HIS lid: use of a condom or other male birth control device
securing THE lid: the end of a long day; typically one that provokes fatigue and exhaustion

Word on the street is that hot blonde girl's been securing the lid

by AmyWinehouse223 July 28, 2011

Sexturing test

The turing test as it relates to sex robots and sex aids. If the robot can pass the turing test, it is technically considered cheating. If it cannot, you are Scott free.

My wife caught me with a fleshlight. I told her it doesn't pass the Sexturing test!

...she divorced me anyway.

by RadAF September 20, 2019

Seizuristic

A person who has seizures

that girl is seizuristic

by seizuristic girl February 15, 2022

Seizing

A last minute change of plans or possibly risky judgement call between a group of best friends pertaining to their plans for the evening. Based on the saying 'carpe diem', or 'Seizing the Day'. Usual partners in crime include rum, tequila or both and a walk of shame from a significant others house the following morning.

"Instead of sitting inside on a Wednesday evening and doing nothing, lets go to the bar down the street, get rip roaring drunk amongst friends and strangers, and then let hot guys buy us drinks and take us home."

"Now that's seizing it like no tomorrow! Be ready in 10!"

by Lockerazzi Monster December 30, 2009