seizuring
having a seizure
he's seizuring!
seizuring by billbuffet October 15, 2008
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Securing The Bag by LPAnimes March 17, 2020
Securing the Lid
Putting a blockage on something; common phrases are:
securing YOUR lid: chastity, virginity, caution tape afront your 'woman hole'
securing HIS lid: use of a condom or other male birth control device
securing THE lid: the end of a long day; typically one that provokes fatigue and exhaustion
securing YOUR lid: chastity, virginity, caution tape afront your 'woman hole'
securing HIS lid: use of a condom or other male birth control device
securing THE lid: the end of a long day; typically one that provokes fatigue and exhaustion
Securing the Lid by AmyWinehouse223 July 28, 2011
Sexturing test
The turing test as it relates to sex robots and sex aids. If the robot can pass the turing test, it is technically considered cheating. If it cannot, you are Scott free.
My wife caught me with a fleshlight. I told her it doesn't pass the Sexturing test!
...she divorced me anyway.
...she divorced me anyway.
Sexturing test by RadAF September 20, 2019
Seizing
A last minute change of plans or possibly risky judgement call between a group of best friends pertaining to their plans for the evening. Based on the saying 'carpe diem', or 'Seizing the Day'. Usual partners in crime include rum, tequila or both and a walk of shame from a significant others house the following morning.
"Instead of sitting inside on a Wednesday evening and doing nothing, lets go to the bar down the street, get rip roaring drunk amongst friends and strangers, and then let hot guys buy us drinks and take us home."
"Now that's seizing it like no tomorrow! Be ready in 10!"
"Now that's seizing it like no tomorrow! Be ready in 10!"
Seizing by Lockerazzi Monster December 30, 2009
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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