Texton

texton

When someone becomes aroused, male or female after receiving a sexual text or the desired outcome between individuals during a sexting session.

Wow, I really got a texton today after texting with Jennifer.

You know when you send me texts like that, I really get a texton.

I bet a can give you a texton by the end of this text.

by Miss Curly May 28, 2009

Texi (Ti)

(Ti) A unit of measurement for area equal to the area of Texas 268,820 sq mi (696,241 km²). A "texi" is to area what a ton is to weight. Definition was developed due to pop culture references comparing large areas to the state of Texas. Now people with be able to describe large areas in texi (Ti).

Its a search area about a Texi (Ti).

The asteroid is 1/2 Texi (Ti) is size.

by redbaron58 August 17, 2009

Textibels

The texting equivalent of the use of decibels.

When someone gets "loud" in a text message or chat you reply with:

"Hey, you better check your textibels!"

by psufreak October 6, 2009

Textsomnia

The inability to get a decent night's sleep because of one's self-imposed obligation to read and reply to every single late night text. This thus results in a long drawn out dialogue which probably would have only lasted about 5 minutes over the phone.

An ailment often experienced by people who feel so self-important that must respond immediately to every form of technological communication.

Boss: Why are you so lethargic and lackluster at the office today?

Employee: I'm suffering from textsomnia. I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night because my friend kept texting me about the most random stuff...like Moby Dick...and floggings...and the caloric count of coconuts.

by VitruvianMan October 9, 2009

textbonics

The jibberish that some people use in emails, while texting, everyday communication, and occasionally resumes. Typically, created by using phoenics and street-speak. Mostly it is a recrimination and reflection of one's K-12 experience.

u=you, ur=your/you are, b4=before, textbonics, etc.

by Astonished by the ignorant March 6, 2010

Textinading

When you sing and play for someone, but through text. Basically texting song lyrics to someone, which instead of a serenade, makes it a "textinade".

"Let me be the one who can take you from all the things you've seen, and if you trust in me I can be there for anything you need".

"What's that?"

"I'm textinading you(:"

by Erica Ewen April 6, 2010

texten driver

a dumbass person who texts and drives and is likely one day to hit and kill a person/people while texting, people who text and drive are better off being drunk casue at least there will be watching the road

Officer: what caused you to go off the road and run your car into a park killing 10 people

Driver: i was texting :(

Officer: Damn texten drivers

by Mr.Ham July 6, 2010