straight log

A perfectly straight shit. Used in context with smell but could be used in context with something going perfectly wrong.

So perfectly shitty it comes out straight. It stinks so bad it's straight log.

My son, Ryan said to the other son, Brenden, "Jeeesus man, that smells like straight log!" after Brenden farted in the car last week.

by DaGoose February 1, 2006

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straight knickered individual

A person who does not easily get their knickers in a twist.

"James is always so panicky, but Liss is definitely a straight knickered individual"

by LondonStatto January 3, 2009

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Straight Steel

Having sexual intercourse without a condom. Preformed by individuals who live their life on the edge.

"Ah bro, you stuck it in her butt? Please tell me you wrapped it up?"

"Nah, i gave it to her...straight steel"

by rtmoney March 30, 2009

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Straight Tich

A girl who seems nice at first only to turn out to be a mega-bitch.

Other common charter flaws include:
dick tease
compulsive nag
make out whore
light weight drunk
mega flirt
super bitch
anal bitch

Guy1) Damn. What do you think about that girl.
Guy2) Don't even think about it. She's straight tich
Guy1) Whatever. Hey Girl! What's up?

Bitch) Nothin' just walkin' (nice)

Guy1) What are you doin' tonight? You should come hang with us.

Bitch) Why so I can hold the camera for your gay porno? Which one of you bends over and takes it from the other or do you trade turns? (mega-bitch)

Guy1) Damn! She is a BITCH!
Guy2) She's STRAIGHT TICH!

by West Omaha Thug October 30, 2009

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Straight-king

A straight-king is a boy, a boy who is very talented at everything he does. They know how to break bones and play call of duty 4 on xbox live. There is only one straight-king known to man so far. There is not much to describe him as except fo being strait. A synonym for straight-king is Stremi.

"Yo my nigga, you want to play call of duty wit me and da straight-king?"

by patarfweefwee February 24, 2010

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