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Short Cock Syndrome 

People who suffer from Short Cock Syndrome suffer from an insanely short cock and barely have rizz. This is mainly found in 79.368% of men and mainly found in Asian people and barely found in Black people. If you suffer from Short Cock Syndrome you have lower self-esteem and may suffer from having less game.
Tyrone: Hey did you guys hear Ching Wang suffers from Short Cock Syndrome

Tyreek: What a loser
Short Cock Syndrome by Candis November 16, 2022
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short pitch bitch 

a bitch who prefers men with small genatalia
Dude 1: I can't believe Jenna is dating Joseph
Dude 2: Yeah, it's cause I heard she's a short pitch bitch
short pitch bitch by Mr. Dumber November 17, 2022

short ginger 

Short gingers are often bullied and are seen as less worthy people while they are actually the higher intelligent hair color, but those who are not ginger cannot realize the facts.

i would even recommend staying away from short gingers because they could easly f"ck you up and your friends.
And some scientist have even newly discoverd that short ginger can have superhuman streangth!
-You see that short ginger
- yeah?
-I could easly outsmart and beat him up
-oh no bro do not do that i have heard they have superhuman streangth!

Short Story Schlong

A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.
*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
Short Story Schlong by xWhatDa December 16, 2022

Short Stack 

"I got that IHOP d*ck, she call me short stack"
-TMG
Short Stack by Xxfly December 19, 2022

Short King 

These are people who are below average height but have learned to accept it, they are praised for doing so.
Tall Geezer: You're so short hahahaha
Short King: *shows huge cock*
Tall Geezer: oh I'm so sorry I ever called you short

*Short King has hot gay sex*
Short King by Ball Tickler 3000 January 5, 2023

Short Boy Surprise 

A short kid that has a huge Dick
Why are you dating David he's so short

He has a Short Boy Surprise ;)
Short Boy Surprise by TheWordlyMan January 21, 2023