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sleigh ride 

The sexual act of taking a fairly good sized object with a flat surface, and while a man is sitting on it with his erect penis in the woman's vagina while she is on him and then sliding down several flights of stairs, causing irresistable humping and orgasm for both parties.
Last night my girl friend wanted to go on carriage ride but we decided we'd rather go for a sleigh ride.
sleigh ride by Jales September 14, 2003

Dirty Ride 

when an anal recipient doesn't clean their ass out properly and shit flys everywhere during the pounding.
Hoon just told me he "had a dirty ride" with another famous DJ
Dirty Ride by Slammer July 5, 2004

Mustache Ride 

When a person with a mustache has someone sit on their face. As if the mustache were a ride at the carnival, where indecently most of the mustache rides are given.
Tom Sellek: Hey there, would you enjoy a mustache ride?
Burt Reynolds: I was about to ask you the same thing
Mustache Ride by team honey badger December 7, 2011
I got busted in a G-ride.
G-ride by Tangie1503 March 2, 2009

we ride together we die together

Calle and Allison said "we ride together we die together"

Sexy Turtle Ride 

A Sexy Turtle Ride is when a man and a woman are both naked. The woman gets on the man's back when he crouching on his knees and hands. The man takes her around slowly for a tour of the house. If the man falls it could result in a broken bone, ride with caution!
Hey baby, you wanna give me a sexy turtle ride???
Sure.
(clothes get removed and the man takes off)