Sargasmic Procrasturbation

When you masturbate while you procrastinate in a sarcastic manner until you orgasm.

Guy 1: Hey, did you finish the project?

Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! I've been working on my sargasmic procrasturbation all night!

Guy 1: So you didn't really finish it, did you?

Guy 2: Nope, I haven't even started.

by Muff Garbage October 21, 2010

procrastinist

To wait until Friday to do all your work.

John is a procrastinist.

by jrsss June 11, 2006

procrastinesting

The art of dodging important work related things by doing housekeeping tasks at your desk.

I know I needed to complete my TPS report, but I was so unmotivated to do it that I began procrastinesting by sorting my paperclips by size.

by greygirl December 22, 2005

procrasterbated

instead of doing your homework or anything else you just procrasterbate and just cry while you masturbate

instead of doing my homework i just procrasterbated

by parry henis October 28, 2007

procrastrated

the negative consequences of procrastinating just a little too long on something really important.

Bob: Hey man, did you get your studying done?

Jim: Nah, there was this CSI marathon on, I couldn't put the controller down.

Bob: Dude, then you're about to get procrastrated. I hear this prof really goes hard on details.

Jim: Shit.

by Irwinator January 3, 2008

procrastinator

easy ezzy and mutha fuckn milana..
will wait last minute
doing the funniest and stupidest things..
then finish everything about 2 minutes before due(:

wow they have fun.
of course they do, theyre procrastinators(;

by ezzy the mexican ninja July 30, 2011

procrastic

having the characteristics of a procrastinator

Hanna is so procrastic.

by Kookooroo232 November 15, 2007