mexican piledriver

First the man gets a hard on and stand on top of a counter.
Second he wraps his weiner in a tortilla shell.
The woman then spreads her legs and lays on the floor
The man then jumps down and tries to get his totilla covered weiner to land in the vagina.

Mitch gave sam a mexican piledriver last night.

by Benny123456 February 21, 2007

Alaskan Pipeline

A person that partakes in the act of defecating into a snow bank to freeze the log for use as a dildo in the future. Some may use condoms or saran wrap to reduce mess and health complications.

A rich and hearty diet is necessary to become a champion Alaskan Pipeliner.

by Frank Snowl December 18, 2012

the Romanian pipeline

Much like the Alaskan Pipeline, however in the day prior to the shitting in the condom and freezing in the freezer, eat a diet consisting solely of corn. This is to create a pipeline ribbed for her pleasure.

What did you do last night?
The Romanian Pipeline.
What? The Alaskan Pipeline wasn't good enough for you?
Last time she complained about how the Alaskan wasn't doing it for her.

by freewilly32 August 27, 2009

Piper

A person who talks alot; one who is inclined to informal chatter, generally exaggerations or fabricated stories, but not necessarily.

"Sorry I am so late, I got caught up with Jay; you know he is such a piper."

by bakerjadey August 11, 2008

half-pipe

noun, meaning a penis that is not fully erect, but half-way.

It was horrible when I had to walk in front of the class with a half-pipe hanging out.

by Jonathan and Carl January 9, 2004

iraqi pipeline

lubrication of a woman's anus with WD-40 (preferably with the straw inserted)... followed by repeatedly having anal intercourse over the course of several hours.

"Man, Erica was keeping me up all night asking for an Iraqi pipeline!"

by rolling stoned May 2, 2008

Dutch Pipe Cleaner(s)

Dutch Pipe Cleaner - When the woman places her fingers inside her Vagina, and then a partner motions her arms in an attempt to cause arousal sometimes resulting in Orgasms. The female version of a "Dutch Rutter".

When Harry met Sally, she demanded a Dutch Pipe Cleaner(s), so he wouldnt think she was too slutty.

by Evenpressure March 10, 2009