Peter Hume

Member of the New Zealand band Evermore.
Gorgeous, friendly, awesome.

Peter Hume is Brother of Dann and Jon Hume

by masduf August 3, 2009

Petering

When one orders food at a restaurant, eats anywhere from 75-99% of it, and proceeds to explain to the waiter/waitress that the food isn't correctly cooked, wasn't the correct order, etc... In hopes of replacing said order with a new one.

*ate 3/4 pancakes*

Kid: "Excuse me sir these pancakes are not cooked correctly, may I have a plate of chicken fingers"

Waiter: "this kids gotta be petering me"

by Morning_wood August 20, 2013

peter parker pussy

When a women who is not attractive has you caught up in that pussy where you can't leave like a fly caught in a web, that's that peter parker pussy.

I haven't seen my friend in so long because that bitch has peter parker pussy.

by Cupcakessxo February 2, 2014

Peter porker

Someone who role plays as Spider-Man for love making.

I won't were that costume Peter porker

by Spooderp March 22, 2016

peter pan hoe

a bitch who has short hair and tries to get at your boyfriend. typically ugly, thin, and stupid.

That Peter Pan hoe stared at my boyfriend.

by acoldrainyday May 9, 2016

peter pecker

when you perry it up with a goombay

a peter pecker is a body part on a male

by karlajenkseartheagle December 8, 2017

Peter Dalglish

Guy that comes to your school to educate you but actually just came to fuck the kids.

Adult: Son would you like a phone for your birthday gift?
Kid: Fuck off dad don't Peter Dalglish me

by Strandesker January 22, 2019