muffin puncher

Someone who punches someone else's muffin. (Face,pussy,ass,etc.)
Seth punched sal in the muffin, he's quite the muffin puncher.muffin punch

Ian punched Melissa's muffin until she couldn't walk, he's a grade A muffin puncher.muffin punch
by It's Bobcat July 09, 2014
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Muffin Neck

When excess neck fat spills over the top of a dress shirt acquired more than 20 pounds ago. Related words: Muffin Top & Turkey Neck
by Marty Blackstone May 11, 2013
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Taint Muffin

Someone who is being annoying and mean
Listen up you little taint muffin, you will give me your chocolate milk.
by PooBob April 17, 2021
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Scuttle muffin

Obtaining sexual pleasure from sitting on ones face.
by Emily Bean September 15, 2014
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Muffin twin

Muffin twin is the best person you can imagine. Not everyone can have a muffin twin in their life, but if you have a chance, then you should grab it ASAP. Don't let muffin twin go - it's a win for you and that person will be your best friend for lifetime.
Muffin twins are also gorgeous, they connect with you on a deeper level and their sense of humor is just the best.
It's hard to find a muffin twin, but it's worth searching.
Person 1: Who is that fabulous person?
Person 2: Oh, this is my muffin twin!
Person 1: I wish I had one - it's so perfect!
Person 2: I know, but it's just mine.
by Muffin twin January 01, 2019
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poon muffin

poon muffin cameltoe
Those pants were too tight,you can see her poon muffin.
by pdub253 March 31, 2007
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muffin jerk

Verb; a jerk circle where the males involved all proceed to masturbate upon said muffin, the last one to cum on the muffin must eat it.
Man 1- "Hey did you make it to that muffin jerk last night?"

Man 2- "No i couldn't but ill go to the next one!"

Man 1- "Awesome"
by ConformistGorilla January 25, 2014
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