The feeling/moment you get after waiting for an extended period of time to poop to be able to unleash the most massive poop. Often coincides with bragging to friends about what a giant shit you just took.
Justin, "You going to poop before we go out?"
Tommy, "Nah, haven't reached maximum poopitude yet."
--- 4 hours later ---
Tommy, "I've reached maximum poopitude, be right back."
--- 20 minutes later ---
Tommy, "Dude!! It's above the waterline!!"
Tommy, "Nah, haven't reached maximum poopitude yet."
--- 4 hours later ---
Tommy, "I've reached maximum poopitude, be right back."
--- 20 minutes later ---
Tommy, "Dude!! It's above the waterline!!"
by tvdubsmash June 11, 2022
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You now that Maximo that used to like you. well I heard he got married a few months back.
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I should of said how I felt earlier in high school. then maybe we wouldn’t be so distant now. I think I loved him more than I thought.
You now that Maximo that used to like you. well I heard he got married a few months back.
Person-2
I should of said how I felt earlier in high school. then maybe we wouldn’t be so distant now. I think I loved him more than I thought.
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