by (Mitchell) March 25, 2007
Get the Jockoir-Geo mug.A jock lesbian. Usually involved with one or more bar sponsored athletic leagues. Prone to wearing baseball hats with the ponytail pulled through the back. Likes beer, sports and their female counterparts, "jersey chasers"
Dana from the "L Word". Any girl whose favorite beer is Miller Light on any softball pitch in any city in america.
"Amy is such a jockbian, she always comes to the bar with a sweatband on."
"Oh no! We will never get a seat at the bar, the jockbian's rugby game just let out."
"Amy is such a jockbian, she always comes to the bar with a sweatband on."
"Oh no! We will never get a seat at the bar, the jockbian's rugby game just let out."
by J.W. McKibben July 6, 2008
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When one tries to fart while drunk and accidently shits the strides thus resulting in a gentle "jock sway" when he or she makes an exit to the shithouse
"look at Old grunter he has a massive jock sway as he is running to the murray river to evict his un wanted guest's"
by john coffee god save the queen October 17, 2008
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Jock Jock: What team does he play for?
Jock Jock: What team does he play for?
by longtimecaller July 11, 2010
Get the Jock Jock mug.When a man's underwear becomes wet from sexual excitement after he has view something sexually exciting (say watching porn, or 9 1/2 weeks). The female equivalent is a "Panty Wringer". For underwear in general (male or female) it would be a "Draw Dripper".
by Lady Byron March 1, 2011
Get the Jock Dripper mug.A Jock is one of 23 social classes that are found in most High schools. They share similarities to the Douchebag and Athlete classes. To be classified as a Jock, they must compete/participate in a sport, however the amount of a skill a Jock actually has at said sport doesn't matter. A Jock must also derive a sense of superiority from playing said sport.
Jocks, unlike Douchebags, will more often ignore/exclude others as opposed to assault them directly. This is most likely because the Jock thinks that he has ascended to a higher plane of existence, and he need not bother with the common folk.
Jocks often seek out relationships based on: Outward appearance, popularity, and willingness to have sex.
Jocks, unlike Douchebags, will more often ignore/exclude others as opposed to assault them directly. This is most likely because the Jock thinks that he has ascended to a higher plane of existence, and he need not bother with the common folk.
Jocks often seek out relationships based on: Outward appearance, popularity, and willingness to have sex.
"When the Jocks would go to the showers, I could actually hear the stupidity pinging off the walls."
by LetsClearThingsUp February 7, 2015
Get the Jock mug.Wilford Brimley occasionally jock parked his Model T when he’d get his blood sugar checked at the Walgreens.
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