Salt Lake Salt Bath

When a male ejaculates and the amount of jizz can be compared to the amount of water in the Great Salt Lake in Utah.
Normally used when referring to a bukkake.

Hey baby you want to take a salt Lake salt bath?

by Koolpa May 22, 2018

Kentucky Bath

When one bathes without washing their anal cavity.

Simplified definition: when you wash everything but your ass.

I was with Sheila last night and she must have too a Kentucky Bath because her ass was Stinky

To build up my musk, I took Kentucky baths for a month consecutively.

by Balls big tits November 24, 2021

Turkish Couch Bath

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.

n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”

C-bone: “TJ got so ripped last night he ended up puking up Mac salad all over the couch and himself. Damien and I had to give him an old fashion Turkish Couch Bath.”

by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021

Orange Bath

The action of giving someone/thing such a large amount of spray-tan that people question if you bathed them in the stuff

“look at Sandra, she’s taken an orange bath”

by Handof October 15, 2018

Bath juice

Floating semen left in a body of water, especially a bathtub.

I got bath juice on my arm and it keeps pulling on my hairs when I try to get it off

by NotAids June 28, 2018

Bird Bath

Washing your penis in the sink.

Kevin: Yeah, I was tryna get a blowjob so I went and took a bird bath.

by eevee666 May 10, 2015

Michigan mud bath

A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.

Gee Willikers dad, I didn't know mom gave you a Michigan Mud Bath when you guys first met

by Tardotheassmonkey August 26, 2023