A lttr that th board of ducation dosn’t car about whn grading bcaus thy don’t know how th alphabt works
by Handof October 16, 2018
The action of giving someone/thing such a large amount of spray-tan that people question if you bathed them in the stuff
by Handof October 15, 2018
When you have so much shit on your brain that you dump the dumpster fire into another website so you can have the clarity to be more mad at your issues than normal
“So I made this shitty pun and it was staying in my head and distracting me from my anger, so I did a good old Brain Gooping and now I’m better.”
by Handof October 16, 2018
When such an amount of people die that the bodies need to be contained in mass graves, a group of 4 of these graves is called a reap over
“Grim was having trouble meeting satan’s New quota, so he enforced Reap overs for 50% of Europe with his new ‘plague helpers’”
by Handof October 15, 2018
A book containing all known uses for lasers. Please read with caution as people have blinded themselves with laser pointers after the section on LASIK.
by Handof October 16, 2018
When you think you’re being original with urban dictionary and realize you are a repeat definition. Some people that try to chase full originality and end up unpublishing their definition.
by Handof October 17, 2018
When two people trick each other with joy buzzers at the same time and the resulting shock creates an explosion that kills both of them. Since most people are cautious enough when sober, and drunk people tend to pass out before attempting, it has been named a Buzzjoy
by Handof October 16, 2018