Horny friends

Horny friends are friends who like to talk about horny ass shit and some how get horny together

My best friend: Wait is it plastic or....
Me: No it's strap on
My brother: No it's a fucking machine
Me: No they all do the same thing geez, now we're horny friends

by KassWritesDefinitions June 11, 2021

Horny boi

A teenage male with horemonal problems

Symptoms include:
Having the name Peter

Watching porn on the bus

Peter is a horny boi

by Emty69 July 18, 2021

Horny teen

Everyone on urban dictionary is one

Every single poster is a horny teen on here

by 🅱️ommunism January 27, 2022

Blackout Horny

When you are so horny you forget all rational.

A: “Bro I can’t believe you hooked up with that 4”

B: “man, I can’t even remember why, I was blackout horny”

by I’m blackout horny December 17, 2020

Saturday Morning Horny

End of work-week horny, where all a guy wants to do is wake up, shit, eat a big breakfast and sit around all day watching porn.

Kyle: Hey, you wanna go long boarding this Saturday?
Garrett: Fuck that dude, Ive been Saturday morning horny since Tuesday!

by TaAj88 October 31, 2011

Horny

Horny is a feeling where you want dick or pussy

She moaned,her pussy wet as he began to take his shirt off. His long and thick dick was visible through his pants. She bit her lip desperate for him inside her. He threw down his shirt. His hairy chest was bare and made her even more horny. He unbuckled her bra letting it fall to the ground and her large round & perfect boobs were pressed against his chest. She let out another moan encouraging him to take off her panties. He took them off with his teeth slowly making sure to stick his tongue inside slightly & leaving her wanting more. They stood naked embraced in each others bodies. He threw her onto the bed and walked over to her now spread legs. Her pussy was pulsing & he was horny asf! He kissed her neck, his dick rubbing the outside of her pussy, and made his way down past her boobs, her stomach, and to her pussy. He licked her clit and she threw her head back moaning. He made circular motions with his tongue & began to stick it further down inside her as she begged for more. After what felt like hours he pulled his tongue out and penetrated her pussy, pulling in and out making become so wet and horny. His dick was hard & he could feel himself about to orgasm. Her pussy was filled with cum as he began to fuck her harder before she finally orgasmed and he pulled out of her. Her body was shaking as she moaned and got into position to suck his hard dick. She managed to fit it all inside and was moving her jaw up and down as he moved his hips and moaned with pleasure

by H0RNY45F August 20, 2019

hornest

Direct speech, straightforward approach in regards to sex and longing.
This term is a mix of horny and honest

-"I'm gon' be hornest with you...I want to fuck you now"

-I hate my day. I want a penis. Do you have one?
-wow, that was hornest!

etc.

by majority May 22, 2014