When an average Croatian female gets inslired by flapoy bird and decides that normal fapping just wont do. Sh eprezends she is rhe bird in flappy bird, and does the Croatian flappy fap.
"I was just talking to my friend, and she suddenly started spinning!"
"Is she Croatian?"
"Yes"
"She was doing the Croatian flappy fap."
"Is she Croatian?"
"Yes"
"She was doing the Croatian flappy fap."
by yourmkmsm July 24, 2022
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Maybe with your cousin
Maybe with your cousin
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Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...
Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.
Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.
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Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!
Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…
*a few minutes later*
“This is the police! Put your hands up!”
Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…
“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”
*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!
Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…
*a few minutes later*
“This is the police! Put your hands up!”
Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…
“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”
*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
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