Diche

Pronounced "dish"
A person who sucks so bad that they are a dick and a douche combined.

The new guy is a diche!

by GHAK December 15, 2008

dichwad

a mispelt word of dick wad

kylie done this - she's a dumbass

by Anonymous April 12, 2003

ditchill

Work colleague of Heeley's mum, who goes down to the docks, and whores hmself out to fund his gragarious crack habit.

Yo ditchill, how much yo' cost?

I'm cheap, sailor boy.

by haze February 2, 2004

ditchill

He's in love with me, apparently. Can't afford me though.

Ditchill: I'm in love with Tom.
Everyone: Yeah, we know, ya little ferret.

by Tom (I'm such a little trooper.) February 3, 2004

Ditching Disease

it's a disease where you ditch your friends, simple as that.

it can be long term or short term, doesn't matter.

Your old best friend ditching you for the popular crowd.
Ditching Disease can be very painful but not to the person who has the disease.

by bleahyou January 21, 2011

dich

it is the feeling of needing to fart but not very smart

"damn toothy i need to dich hard rn"
"ich liebe dich"

by MihaiTheAwsm January 5, 2020

ditchy magoo

Someone who ditches an excessive amount of times and wears glasses like Mr Magoo.

Can also be used to describe someone who doesn't like iced cream

I was supposed to hang out with Jean tonight, but that ditchy magoo couldn't even find the place.

by Ditch Master Flex July 2, 2009