crack pipe 

A small brass adapter {resembling a smoking device} used by Time Trial Cyclist and Triathletes to connect their pump head to their valve stem. Used for inflating disk wheels.

When it came time to prep for the race I had to borrow my neighbor's crack pipe, having lost mine.

crack pipe by sideshow bub December 13, 2008

crack yo couch 

play on fuck yo couch. but to either mean that someone did something stupid or as an added umph to a sarcastic remark/comeback.

yo mama so fat she's on *both* sides of the family! crack yo couch!

crack yo couch by vap February 24, 2005

Crack Fries 

French fries served by Korean street venders, that are irresistable to soju-intoxicated US Soldiers stationed in South Korea.
Usually consumed at the end of a night on the town, right before returning to base.

"Guys... curfew's coming up, let's get some crack fries, and head back on post."

Crack Fries by Calculated Risk 047 December 31, 2008

crack-smoker 

1. someone who smokes crack
2. Somebody who acts or does something crazy

crack-smoker by Anonymous November 10, 2002

crack spackler 

Men who like to be rump-rangers on other men are known as "Crack-Spacklers".

W.P. and G.J.

crack spackler by Paybacks August 19, 2003

Crack-dutch 

A person, usually a girl, who has mental problems from using crack on a 24/7 basis and occationaly going into a ramble and accidentally sounding like she is speaking a different language.. sounds like dutch.

crackdutch: see I was going to renda eles trinifinac crimbin shniv.

her boyfriend: What are you talking about ya crackdutch

Crack-dutch by Kyle Dupree November 2, 2004

crack thirty 

Time of night when crackheads are out on the streets. Usually used to imply a scandalous or shady time of night, like 3 AM in the ghetto.

Some bitch woke me up last night at crack thirty in the morning just so he could score a gram off me. What a punk.

alternately:

We can't ride the subway at crack thirty in the morning, we'll get mugged!

crack thirty by DoktorJ December 16, 2005