chimpsie

A person who is off the wall and a trickster. They like to make fun of songs with the word "shawty" or "i got you on my ringtone"

dude that guys a total chimpsie

by Jacob Braun March 15, 2008

Chicshanary

a man who keeps or makes dictionary like books of girls he likes, and shows them to friends and becomes very obsessed over them.

hey Sandra i like you very much and your added to my chicshanary.

by Hishy Kane January 18, 2009

chapsyn

a person who gets punished/prosecuted for doing something good

jesus was a chapsyn

by julioish April 20, 2009

chiasmusical

used to describe a phrase where the sentence structure is reversed.

WOW, Igor, that sentence is soooo/super chiasmusical

by Boris Julia Lee December 9, 2008

Chapstache

A horrible stubble-based mustache that results when you need to shave but you forget and put on chapstick first, then when you realize that if you shave around your mouth using your new electric razor the blades will gunk up with chapstick and you'll have to spend another $50 on a new razor sooner than you would have, so you end up just shaving everywhere but around your mouth, leaving an ugly stubbly chapstache.

Chad: "Hey, I think you forgot to shave around your..."
Grag: "I know!! I forgot and put on chapstick!"
Chad: "Oh. Well, don't worry; your chapstache looks great! You look just like Ashton Kutcher!"
Grag: "Shut up!!"

by HollowShell September 22, 2011

Chapschlick

Product used to reduce chafing(chapping) and swelling caused by too much or too intense schlicking(female fapping).

(1)I rubbed myself raw; I need some chapschlick.(2)I need to buy some chapschlick; I'm spending the weekend with myself.

by Altur-Goldenmean August 15, 2012

Chapsnick

An accidental cut, on the cock or balls, due to cack-handed pube trimming.

Fuck bro, I was barbering the old gent garden last night (admittedly distracted; watching a bit of Kirsty & Phil) and chapsnicked mi'sen. Nearly shit out puppies.

by DaveSinners December 8, 2012