belumpkin

Receiving felatio while defecating.

Trina gave Mike a belumpkin while he was taking a shit.

by Dirty Lama December 9, 2008

Blumpkin

Taking a shit, while a girl is giving you oral sex, or blowjob.

Goldstein-"I schnooked Cindy Kim..and she even gave me a blumpkin!" Kumar- "What's a blumpkin?" Goldstein- "It's when a girl gives you head when your taking a shit!!"

by LOVESBIGBOB'SDICK January 30, 2009

Blumpkin ala Crabcake

Eating a crabcake while receiving oral sex when dropping a deuce..

That dumb cunt raked my dick while i was getting a Blumpkin ala Crabcake.

by Terrell Suggs November 8, 2007

Blumpkindling

Tactics, prizes, and incremental inducements offered with the sole purpose of initiating a blumpkin from one's partner.

To achieve his ultimate goal, Peter knew that he needed more blumpkindling than sweet compliments and the roses he had given his girlfriend, so he stashed a teddy bear in his bathroom and planned the perfect moment to call her in.

by Marcookski January 20, 2010

Blumpkinnator

the queen of giving blumpkins. someone who gives blumpkins to everyone. a whore.

my friend is known as the "Blumpkinnator".

by cookie fist January 9, 2010

Blumpkin Surprise

When a person uses a bathroom stall glory hole, while positioning themselves just right so they can defecate into the toilet next to them while recieving favors through said glory hole.

John walked into the stall with the sole intention of a number two, but the inviting voice from the other side of the stall's glory hole was too much for him, and he found himself caught in the midst of a blumpkin surprise.

by Kilroywashere March 7, 2011

Blumpukin

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while being pukes on and taking a dump.

my girl was giving me the sickest head ever while I was taking a dump, then she puked, it was such a nice Blumpukin!"

by sir dumpalot April 19, 2011