Blonde Slapper

A Blonde Slapper is a mad chick, who is also known to be totes awsome

Hey mate, check out that scrussin babe over there...Oh wait thats no scrusser..thats an awsome blonde slapper! woot

by hiiiiii...... August 24, 2008

blonde

stupid girl, likely to be named rachel. you think she is acting dumb, but she actually is just dumb to the core. lacks cmmon sense, but is likely to be book smart and very very beautiful. gives everyone a good laugh when she messes up being dumb.

girl: *1 walks into lampost*

girl: 'your so blonde!'

by jellyfish963 November 7, 2010

Blinge

The chav/Essex version of vajazzle (to give the female genitals a sparkly makeover with crystals so as to enhance their appearance), combining both bling & minge.

Why Tracy, what a delightfully blinged gash you have!

by F4TCH1MP November 1, 2010

blonger

A person who is a blonde nigger

scottish guy: get back to work you slave
man: at least i'm not a blonger

by Notracistbro January 31, 2024

blogged-down

Blogged-Down:
A. When you allow your blog, multiple blogs, or commenting on blogs to keep you from interacting with reality.
B. When you are behind on posting on your blog and you have multiple things to blog about.

. Eddo was so blogged-down yesterday that he totally missed two meetings and a conference call.

2. Ugh. I am so blogged-down right now that I don't have time to go to my meetings or to handle this conference call.

3. "I have eight things to post about on my blog and no time to post them, I am SO BLOGGED-DOWN! LEAVE ME ALONE AND LET ME BLOG!!!!"

by Cav July 21, 2008

bloggerhood

Another name for the blogsphere. The term combines two words: blogger and neighborhood.

1. Being creative at writing prose, Joe decided that it was time to join the bloggerhood.

by walski69 December 10, 2006

Bloggeteer

A self-righteous blogger. Specifically one who thinks she/she is going to save/change/fix the world. More specifically they want to affect positively the things that they deem as being wrong. The get is normally the only ones concerned with their rants are only themselves or those of a small insignificant group. like Musketeers they have an "all for one, one for all!" type of attitude.

Wes thinks people actually care what her writes. He thinks he is gonna change the way people think. He is such a bloggeteer!

by Wes Hightower October 10, 2007