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Flat Brainer

AKA Flat Earther, they belong to the Flat Brain Society. They think the Earth is flat and that some evil dudes made it a globe. You cannot argue with them, they have bogus logic and get very angry when you prove they are wrong.

I was banned from a flat brainer discord after proving their argument wrong! lmfao
It went like this:
Him: "That lens represents atmospheric refraction"
Me: "Actually, the atmopshere acts more like a wedge lens, not a fresnel lens"

(I don't actually know the correct lens, I was just setting up a trap.)
Him: "How can you prove that it acts as a wedge lens?"
Me: "How can you prove that it acts as a fresnel lens?"
Him: "You are just doing hand-wave dismissals, you are yet to answer my question!"
Me: "Are you kidding me?"
*gets banned*
That guy is a flat brainer, he thinks the earth is flat. No power in this world can make him think otherwise.
by ybcuber September 5, 2018
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Small Brain

Someone who is dumb as fuck and has no culture. This person has almost always never gotten laid and eats apple seeds everyday.
Small Brain Human: How do apple seeds go up the tree?
Big Brain Humans:🤦🏼 ♀️
by *rebuilds dick* December 10, 2019
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big brain energy

1) The confidence who feels from using 100% of his brain to solve simple problems e.g., “If 10+10 = 20 and 9 is one less than 10 and 19 is one less than 20, therefore, 10+9= 19
2) The confidence one feels from knowing he is the smartest person in the room
Ex 1: John: “The couch won’t fit through the door.”
Michael: “Use your big brain energy to figure it out.”
Ex 2: Emily : “Did you see the way she answered that question with so much confidence?”
Michael: “Yeah, she definitely has big brain energy.”
by I know a lot of things January 17, 2020
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monkey-doo-doo-brain

A childish insult denoting a bratty kids supercilious behavior...but said in cutesy kind way so as not to provoke a kick in the shins.
"David, my darling boy, you are being such a silly 'monkey-doo-doo-brain' today!"
by Jo-mama November 8, 2003
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Goopy Goblin Gamer Brain

A term used to describe a part of your personality that is only attracted to games with excessive violence, excitement, and/or stimulus to keep you engaged.
"typically I am only motivated by gameplay because I have a special medical condition that me and my brother Isaac refer to as goopy goblin gamer brain" -Nakey Jakey in the first public use of the phrase
by FryingPandaZip December 28, 2020
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Brain Banging

When a group or person dances and you have to go back and and see what they did because you didn't understand it
I.aM.mE ABDC 6's Winners dance style, Every time they dance they are Brain Banging .
by TheBrainBang June 28, 2011
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brainer

The satisfaction you get when learning something you didn't know before or to share something else with someone who didn't know about it before. Like a boner, but with your brain.
Mary: John must be the most common name in the world.

John: No, Muhammad is the most common name ever.

Mary: Oh. I didn't know that.

Tommy: Total brainer.
by Three years later July 17, 2010
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