Absentation

The feeling of the soul reaching its self happiness daily and thoroughly.

Most hippies who are stoned use this word out of conjunction without actually knowing the meaning..

Like the person writing this sentence right now.

Im in a complete absentation with myself man..

I love my life because I'm on a complete absentation right now.

by snarftastic June 8, 2010

Absalutist

A Gay guy who REALLY gets off on another guy's sixpack.

While I worked out at the gym, an ABSALUTIST just couldn't take his eyes off me.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 7, 2012

absinthe faerie

An absinthe faerie is a person (usually female) who, when under the influence of intoxicants, does extreme activities.
This will often include climbing bridges, exploring abandoned places, and running from security guards and cops.

"I turned into a total absinthe faerie last night and climbed an operational radio tower, then I BASE jumped off it!"

"That chick is a total absinthe faerie, she's hardcore"

by The Rrin January 19, 2012

absolutliest

The most definite measurement according to Rob.

What is the absolutliest time Lebron can make his decision?

by jgold89 July 11, 2014

Abstinence Fetish

Having the state of mind to be aroused by all acts of none sexual nature.

*types in Abstinence Fetish* Oh ya pour that coffee *huff huff* YES! you go to work! Get in your car! *

by -Blank* December 11, 2015

abstinence

Although this word is most often associated with food, beverage, profanity and sex. Abstinence is a deliberate conduct and runs rather parallel to the words indulge, gluttony and hoarding. Something negated is still something indeed. Keeping to the school of thought that the mind fails to register the words no or not(or its variations), Do not think of pink elephants!.. All three are characterized by excess and culpability. One can not and does not abstain from what one does not internally seeks(to avoid what one seeks is abstinence).

Clinton's abstinence from Monica's lips were in part due to her oral report on the lengthy wood project she undertook beneath his desk. As for me it is not an issue as I do not know her and have never had the privilege.

by Mandy Kimple January 26, 2016

Absolute Croissant

A less harsh way of insulting someone by using food as cover to your overly attached persona to swear words.

Person 1: "I think the moon landing was faked"
You: "Please shut your face, you absolute croissant"

by Don'tknowwhatyou'retalkingbout May 22, 2016