Definitions by Don'tknowwhatyou'retalkingbout

Absolute Croissant 

A less harsh way of insulting someone by using food as cover to your overly attached persona to swear words.

Person 1: "I think the moon landing was faked"
You: "Please shut your face, you absolute croissant"

Absolute Croissant by Don'tknowwhatyou'retalkingbout May 22, 2016