What do you say when the cops come calling?

I mean... If the send officer sexy then...

Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️

by Hym Iam March 1, 2025

On the when

when youre acting like a smeggy Simon

thomas: Simon are you On the when today?

Simon: Nigloditus

by Chung we July 16, 2021

I don't like it when guys point middle finger you know who

I don't like it when guys point middle finger you know who

I don't like it when guys point middle finger you know who

by Handle100 August 8, 2023

when tragedy can't describe

Someone's life is now ruined by a bad monent.

when tragedy can't describe

by xdr5t3evq3q September 17, 2023

When Thou Liqour Be HITTIN

Gotta let the homies how much thy mean to you’eth. Except Kam

When thou liqour be HITTIN, Gotta let the homies how much thy mean to you’eth. Except Kam.

by Term Daddy November 15, 2020

What harmful effects could happen when a metal mixes with acids?

What harmful effects could happen when a metal mixes with acids?

What harmful effects could happen when a metal mixes with acids?

by Hhaahs April 11, 2023

Me when the

Some random meme that your friend might have sent you. More of less meaning either my reaction to that information or just my reaction to this or that

Friend one-"Dude, watch this video," friend two-"Lol, me when the

by anonymous March 13, 2023