Pusse-Wanger

A smelly dog, that smells other dogs up the anial hole.

When my dog went to some other ass-wholes dog and smelled his anial whole
I yellped "YOU PUSSE-WANGER!!!"

by Anonymous February 12, 2003

wandering hand

v., adj., n., - when a male's hand finds its way into his pants whilst sleeping - seemingly on its own.

It wasn't that he had an itch, or was especially aroused, when he awoke with his hands down his pants, Kevin just chalked it up to wandering hand.

by pantsthemusical July 7, 2008

design-wanker

A designer who draws square holes for round screws
dosnt know left from right or back from front.
Draws all designs in an unknown format
AKA a Sayer

Robbie what is that supposed to be you fucking design-wanker.

by Jono February 16, 2005

schwance-wancer

A female who desires your cock

Dude, that bitch is such a schwance-wancer, she was all over you last night.

by Patkins October 25, 2007

wanker

1)man who masturbates excessively
2)white man who yells "i gots da bling bling" every morning and actually thinks he does
3) anyone who deserves to be called such a name as fucker, asshole, retard, dumbshit, etc.

1) well, i'm not really horny, but I think I'll go jack off just for the hell of it
2) "i gots da bling bling yo yo, yea i'm da shizzat yo"
3) christian people.

by kittieprydeness June 25, 2003

Bloody Fucking Wanker

The easyest woy to put it...

A Bloody Fucking Wanker... is... YOU!!!!!!

by AllyBGirl May 11, 2006

Wanker

British vulgarity:

1. One who masturbates.

2. Generic insult; interchangeable with stupid, idiot, retard, cretin etc.

Particularly useful when shouting at incompetent passers-by/drivers from your car or a distance away.

1. She caught you wanking, you wanker.

2. Shut up you wanker.
The wanker crashed my car.
Get off my bonnet you fucking Chav wankers!

by Fu Manchu August 31, 2008