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Baby wipes

Baby wipes are so beautiful if you see some you want to shove it in your bra. The smell makes your cleavage smell like sardines. P.s it turns your cleavage a funny colour (yellow) which is so beautiful. My friends all like to smell my boobs once I have done it. Sometimes I use them to wipe my babies sick off the carpet so it is convenient to have a stash in your bra. My baby is starting a new diet today which is baby wipes blended with his poo also it drinks baby wipe juice mixed with almond milk and a hint of vanilla essence. My baby’s bum hole is not as sore as it used to be because it is touching the baby wipe moisture every second of the day. Ps if the baby projectiles all over you just slap it and there you go you have red bottoms.
Baby wipes are the answers to life
by Unknownrandn December 21, 2019
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Wipe a pimp down

A group of hoes taking their hands and moving them in a back & forth motion. As if you are brushing something off of your shoulder.
Wipe a pimp down and give me my money bey-atttch...
by Big Daddy April 9, 2003
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wiper

PG rated word for person who is an asswipe.
Harry Reid's public shit for brains lies make him a real wiper.
by concerned2 November 12, 2007
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Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome

When you wipe your ass with a wet wipe, and the shit is still there then dries up causing a irritating itchiness that demands that you take a seat somewhere and scratch the shit out onto you underwear causing you to say that it was all worth it
Uh man got that damn Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome. Why did i have to use that damn wet wipe to wipe my ass when dry paper is good enough. Never again
by alaskanhybrid October 22, 2009
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wifed

To be literally or figuratively beaten, smashed, or destroyed.
"A guy wasn't looking when he crossed the tracks and got wifed by that train."

"The Chargers got wifed by the Patriots last Sunday."
by B. Boneezee January 30, 2008
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cock wipe

An article of clothing, usually your partners shirt, used to clean up your donger after sex.
by chupahunter September 24, 2003
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rusty windscreen wiper

n:fore-finger
Specifically when your taking a girl in the four-prone position and you slip a finger into her chocolate star fish, and then attempt to give her a rusty fish hook, missing and wiping her forehead with said finger
Man, becky was really pissing me off last night so I though Id show her with a rusty windscreen wiper
by Wickiwawa April 9, 2009
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