dirty water

A slang term for alcohol more specifically alcohol in a brownish color

Yo my nigga is tripping on the dirty water bro

by Nigga dicktionary January 7, 2020

John watters

A over weight gym teacher that chokes out children for his own amusement.

Mr John watters abused me

by Mr bobbby January 9, 2020

Gradually Watermelon

This is what you get when you put Shape Of You by Ed Sheeran through google translate... Fame, fortune and a whole lot of ten year olds singing "Gradually Watermelon" over and over again at the top of their lungs.

Kid 1: Did you see the new shirt that Malinda Kathleen Reese released yesterday?

Kid 2: Ya! Last time she sold the gradually watermelon shirt my parents told me they wouldn't buy it, but now I have a job!

Kid 3(me): I heard about that! I wish I had a job so I could buy it in the re-release...

by AudOdd3 February 25, 2021

mom i watching porn

A sentence used mostly by children when there doing something even worse than watching porn

mom: Are you buying a new liver?
child: NO MOM I WATCHING PORN

by fRape January 19, 2021

bottle of water

types of accents saying it...

bri' ish: bo'oh o' wooh ahh
American: boddle of wah'dder
african: botle ohf wotah
indian: bottal of wutah
the actual word: bottle of water
your dad:

by wolfzo July 7, 2022

Watts Up With That?

A popular antiscience blog maintained by Anthony Watts. It works something like this:

- A new scientific paper is published on climate
- The media will convey the results of said paper to their readers
- Inevitably some outlets will misconstrue the findings of the study
- If the distortion challenges Anthony Watts' denialism (e.g. Climate Change is an even bigger problem then our current state of knowledge indicates) he will uncharitably pounce on the error and pretend bad press reporting is a reflection of climate science itself
- But if the distortion strengthens his position (i.e. Climate Change is a crock of shit) the impulse to ridicule some aspect of the story is miraculously suspended

Promotes a new hypothesis to explain global warming each week ("I'm making this a sticky") hoping nobody notices how the latest explanation nullifies the previous one, complete with obligatory picture of a collapsed wind turbine, fire breathing Al Gore, and an infographic showing how much traffic his site gets.

Favourite quote: "Science isn't done by consensus. Anyway, my blog is way more popular than yours."

Cited approvingly by Judith Curry after having her feelings hurt by Gavin Schmidt (whom she secretly fancies).

Watts Up With That?: "It was the Sun all along. Who knew?"

by ThePowerofX September 5, 2011

water polo

Water polo is a sport played on by the quickest, stongest, smartest and best conditioned athletes. A water polo team consists of 7 mentally instable people (who in gods name would want to be putting breathing air second to the untimate goal of victory). The players in the pool consist of 6 field players and a goalie, each player relies on each one of his team mates. The object of the game would not only be to stay above the water while everyone is try to put you under, but to shoot the ball past the goalie and score. There are rules... when your on the surface of the water(which isn't often).Under the surface anything goes. Trying to shoot a ball with everyone and thier mother beating on you could prove to be a challenge. "Survival of the fitest" And just for the record, We are NOT swimmers.

Easy right? Lets see you try.

by GMSekulski March 20, 2005