Thanos

A purple Farmer who just wants to live out his life. But these super people chopped his head off owo

Person 1: I hate Thanos in Endgame
Person 2: Why Thanos is just a damn farmer

by Blackstarplayer October 3, 2019

Thanos Snapped

The act of reducing something by half

"Sorry Mom, I Thanos Snapped the cheese last night"

by LankyMcGee November 15, 2019

Thanos

A big boi who has upgraded Geico insurance to 50% population

Thanos has big boi gomlet

by Dabigchunges October 26, 2019

Thanos Car

1. A car that looks like it has the chin of Thanos

“That snow plow is a Thanos Car.”

by YeetSeat November 1, 2019

Thanksgiving

The holiday every American forgets about when thinking it's too close to Christmas to think about anything else.

Person 1: Hey dude what holiday is in November?
Person 2: I think it's Christmas.
Person 1: But that's in December, I think it's about being thankful like Thanksgiving!
Person 2: Nah, Christmas is just so special that it takes up two months!

by Potatoestoot November 10, 2019

Tanus

The point where the left and right butt crease converge between the taint and anus.

After eating the booty like groceries, one would say a nice dessert is a lick of the tanus.

by Toasty_Ostey April 21, 2020

Thanos’ Schlong

When you masturbate so many times that your ding dong swells and turns purple, along with you spitting out blood.

Boy 1: I gotta go to the doctor.. I got a bad case of Thanos’ Schlong.
Boy 2: What in the ever living fu-

by NotActuallyAGod April 10, 2021