Textaway

Noun: A specific person who, if you choose to text with the intentions of hooking up or starting a relationship, would comply no matter what.

"Yo, this weird girl always flirts with me and texts me... I'm pretty sure all I'd have to do is ask and she'd be all over me."

"Dude, she's your textaway!"

by mrfirechops September 9, 2012

Tentasexual

A sexual attraction to tentacles, or overall sexual preference of tentacles. It is very common in Hentai.

'She is tentasexual.'
'I think I am tentasexual.'

by Alpedo November 27, 2012

Texas Blister

Blistering of the penis resulting from excessive masturbation.

I've been jacking off so much that I'm getting a Texas blister. I'm so hardcore though that my hand is also starting to blister.

by Say no to Texas Blister December 7, 2012

Texas Hand Warmer

A slang term for a female whose vaginal muscles are loose enough to allow for the insertion of entire hand. Normally used as a derogatory term implying promiscuity.

Man I got with Angel last night, that chick is a real Texas hand warmer.

by Montanak121 September 3, 2013

texas hair

Hair that is big and beautiful. Also it is seen as lush.

Damn girl, you have Texas hair.

by soccerfancr7 November 6, 2013

texas buttercup

When you fart in your cupped hand and then open it under someone's nose.

"How did you get revenge on Mark for that prank he pulled on you?"
"Oh, I just gave him the ole texas buttercup."

by hyhyhsdfhdf November 22, 2013

Texas Tanker

The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. Much like an upper decker, the texas tanker must be hard and cannot be the liquidy product of a long night of taco bell and misery. When the Texas Tanker sets sail, it can float without sinking giving off a horrid smell for days. The texas tanker should only be used on people who have wronged you in some way.

My boss really pisses me off, if we go to his house for a party ill have to let a texas tanker make a port call in his master bathroom.

by uscgnavigator February 4, 2014