The Eye Test

In sports, specifically in NCAA Basketball, when you watch a team (or player) that you haven't seen much of and immediately they look damn good. Usually applies best when you already have some knowledge of the team/player and so expectations are in place. These expectations need to be exceeded to pass "The Eye Test".

In watching San Diego State dismantle Jimmer Fredette and BYU in the MWC Championship, they definitely passed "The Eye Test". The Aztecs are legit!

by El Phenom March 31, 2011

shitmus test

Like a litmus test, only instead of litmus paper there's bog roll and instead of an acid/base there's an anus that might have let something slip in the process of breaking wind.

Crikey - I think there was something in that! I'd better go and take a shitmus test...

by hippiness February 18, 2005

9 volt test

The "tongue to object" manuever used when checking a 9 volt battery with your tongue.

Going down on a girl for the first time? Use the 9 volt test

Mike: I took that rolly-polly lookin chick home from the bar last night.
Joe: Oh yeah? How'd that go?
Mike: She kept doin the pelvic tilt head push tryin to get me to eat it.
Joe: Did you?
Mike: I wasn't sure if I should or not, so I gave her the 9 volt test.. I had the same reaction you get with a battery.
Joe: Gross

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by tonyrums December 9, 2009

screen test

When a person has been placed in the back of a police cruiser, the police officer driving will slam on the breaks suddenly, causing the person handcuffed in the back seat to crash into the metal screen dividing the car. An act of police brutality.

Person 1: "What happened to your face?"
Person 2: "Those officers that picked me up last night gave me a screen test."

by Nnn E December 24, 2006

pen test

A method of determining the sagginess of a boob: place a pen horizontally underneath the breast, let go of said knocker. Should pen fail to stay smashed up against the chest, then the bitch doesn't have saggy tits.

Your grandma has such saggy tits, she'd fail the pen test lying down.

OR

That slut may have failed the pen test, but she fuckin shoved a tennis racket up my ass, and it was great.

by Ari Gold June 16, 2006

Nose Test

When a woman presses her breast (boobs) against a wall, her nose can not touch the wall before her boobs do, If her nose hits the wall first then she fails for not anything there.

To pass the woman has to have her boobs pushed against the wall before her nose does.

She starts the test by walking to the wall where the Nose Test is going to be done. She leans against the wall and firmly presses her breast to the wall. Once she does this if her nose is hitting the wall after she does this or if her nose isn't touching at all then she passes the test. But if her nose is touching before she presses them to the wall then she Fails.

For the Nose Test she touchs the wall with her boobs first and not her nose. She must be able to have some space between her nose and the wall. If her nose hits the wall first on the Nose Test then she is sent home.

by Lucifer's Twin June 15, 2011

Girlfriend test

When a piece of technology is easy enough for your girlfriend to use without calling you.

Gf: baby, can you install office on my computer?
Nerd bf: Jesus, Microsoft can't make anything that passes the girlfriend test.

by Jcmb85 May 19, 2010