time tearer orgasm

when you're having sex with the hottest woman alive and the resulting orgasm causes a rift in time. this is usually caused by the missionary position and lsd accompanied with massive amounts of viagra and soda or 5 hour energy. you get the feeling that you're going to "release" and the resultant explosion stops time

James: (through monitor) i just had sex with Natalie Portman but i unfortunately triggered the time tearer orgasm.

jack: where are you now?

James: in the earths core.

by I h8 nes July 6, 2012

griffonian tearjerk

The sinister act of gording, or being gorded by another individual, or group of individuals while using griffin tears as lubricant.

"No man, I don't want to be griffonian tearjerked right now." "Sorry you little fuckboy supreme, you don't have a choice."

by TouchOfAnUncle February 3, 2015

weave tearing

The act of one black chick tearing out another's weave in a cat fight whilst several people, all holding earrings, rings, and bracelets and catching fake nails, circle around and cheer one of the black chicks on.

Black person 1: man, did you see that cat fight yesterday?

Black person 2: which one?

Black person 1: the one with the weave tearing!

Black person 3: you gon' need to be mo specific

by Naughty Dorito July 2, 2014

a tear of disappointment

A single drop of precum that finds itself in a man's underpants after he becomes sexually excited and hard, but does not ejaculate. Often found upon softening during the moment of greatest disappointment.

I was so switched on when Lisa let me stay in her bedroom while she changed her clothes, but then we had to leave. I cried a tear of disappointment.

by BigLud July 19, 2014

Nut Tearing

(Verb) the act of taking jizz/nut through your nose by a straw and spewing it out of your eye.

He was nut tearing all over me last night.

by Yourmommyathotty March 12, 2019

Rubber Tears

After you smoked, obviously your gonna be high and your eyes are really watery. There watery as if you just cried, even though they look like they about to drop from your cheek, they’ll never drop.

“ that boy so high, it look like he crying”
“Cuh got rubber tears lmao”

by wasntreggie April 25, 2020

Skull-tears

He is an abstract artist. His name is Samuel but he call himself Sam. Sam has a lot of talent! He has a lots of hobbies (photography, writing poems, drawing) He is Asexual and homoromantic! He is an emo boy! He has a cat named Yoru means night in Japanese. He is also a weeb and a really big fan of Sonic! He is 18! Also you can't follow him if you : -15, support TWISTED-DOCTOR, ships pedophilia, racis, etc. Also never forget to read his DNA!

Do you know who is Skull-tears?
The emo artist?
Yes, Sam!

by Skull-tears fan April 26, 2021