Taedym

The dude that is 5,2 and only weights like 120 pounds , but has the length of at least 10". Its okay to be short, but you gotta be LONG

Damn, that Taedym dude has his third leg showing ;)

by Buzz Nutson March 14, 2022

Tased-Straight

The unforseen effects of taking a 500,000 volt taser to the genitals where the pubes become stick straight and bright white.

Christina: Did you see Lbdub's new taser last night?"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"

by lbdub March 16, 2022

Tapadurian

A darkish yellow fly in west africa. Resembling a durian fruit.

John swallowed a tapadurian, he choked on the fly and died.

by Dyetones March 31, 2022

Tapadar

There is only one Tapadar in this world

This Tapadar will become the richest man in the world

by Anonymous24681012 April 3, 2022

tapped

broke; no more; that’s it

Hey bro can borrow $20?

Sorry dawg, Im tapped.

by yourwifesfave April 26, 2022

tapered rect

After anal sex when the woman's rectum is slopped outward from having her prison wallet beaten to a funnel shaped disaster

Hey Dave you should see the tapered rect I gave this chick I picked up at the bar last night

by Irishbeast69 May 3, 2022

Tape On Headlights

The action of sucking skin making the blood just under the skin rise, also known as a hickey, performed on a woman’s breast.

Ben: Hey Mitch! I just put tape on headlights!
Sean: yeeeeaaaahhh boiii
Scott: well done sir!
Mitch: let’s fucking go bro

by Lil Sco May 31, 2022