Steve-John

1.A lude sexual act where a man has sex(doggie style most likely) with a female wearing a snorkel, with her head in the bowl of a toilet. This term can be used as a noun, adjective, verb or any combination of the three.

The man steve-johned that girl!
or Shut up before I steve-john you!

by The Steve John August 14, 2009

Steveland Creamer

Named after famed hip-hop R&B artist, Stevie Wonder (Stevland Hardaway Morris), the Steveland Creamer is when a man ejaculates on a woman's eyes, rendering her temporarily blind.

"Damn that guy I went home with last night totally pulled a Steveland Creamer on me, I couldn't see for 10 minutes!"

by BalderdashBrewer November 12, 2013

steven hawking jr

When you stick a keyboard in the girls rectum whilst she is bent over a wheelchair deep throating a mouse.

" I Steven Hawking jr your mom bitch"

by Faget33 July 11, 2016

Steven Hawking Nut

When you have such a powerful nut that you're whole body looses feeling and you look like Steven Hawking while making the loudest groan as if you soul has left your body.

Dude- Hey, are you ok? Your face is messed up.
Other Dude- Yeah, I just experienced a Steven Hawking Nut while me and my "mate" were messing around, and half of my face got permanently paralyzed.
Dude- Oh man, that.....is AWESOME!

by M0/\/ty December 4, 2017

Steve Irwin

"The Crocodile Hunter". A legend who would free handle agitated crocodiles and even extremely venomous snakes such as a black mamba who tragically died too soon in 2006 due to a stingray sting to the heart

I was only 2 years old when Steve Irwin died but my parents were devastated

by bmhorton March 20, 2021

Extreme Steve/Gnarly Steve

When a guy beats off onto a table and snorts a line of his own ejaculate.

I was so lonely and desperate for drugs, I wanted to see if an Extreme/Gnarly Steve would fuck me up.

by nick March 14, 2004

scammin' steve

Failed to pay 200 dollars to a website he helped create. Also is known for stopping at nothing to get a good deal. He once sucked a man off to get billet ac knobs for free. Heartless, flaming homosexual, and full of hate is the perfect definition.

Hey man, don't be a scammin' steve, pay me my 50 bucks.

by Walter P. March 23, 2005