spank

To trip or fall in the street. To crash when on a bicycle, skateboard, jetski etc. resulting in a fall.

A pensioner trips on the curb and falls to the ground.
Onlooker shouts "SPANK!"
or
"I was doing rollerblade time trials in the park, but I hit a stone and spanked into the fountain."

by 655Paul September 7, 2007

Cherry spanked

When you are having oral sex, as in using mouth for man plessure. With man and woman. When the guy is climaxing right before he is about to do so, he punches the woman in the ovaries and cums all over the females eyes.

"So Timmy I heard you Cherry spanked Lisa last night"

by Jeffe November 25, 2005

Irish Spanking

When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.

"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."

by pishtank April 6, 2008

Spankdadilicious

A state of being fabulous.

When you wear those hot pants you look spankdadilicious!

by Alan L. Bounville August 6, 2003

spankalicious

When someone is so hot that you want to "spank your monkey". Derived from delicious being tasty, and spank which means to hit the butt with the hand.

John saw the bikini girl across the way and thought to him self"Thank god there is no bathroom around, because that girl is spankalicious!"

by J-chan October 2, 2007

spank

1.Anyone that steals an insult they find funny and continue to overuse it.
2.McFatty.
3.Chef.
4.Everyone else who has posted in this thread.

Mcfatty and Chef are the main spanks

by Ooby July 18, 2008

Hammer Spank

When you oil up someone’s ass and spank it with the force of 1000 jet engines which then knocks the person unconscious giving you time to do whatever you want to them.

Isaac just Hammer Spanked storm so goddamn hard.

by Isaac fucked storm June 2, 2018