Slowass

Someone who is slow on learning or figuring out simple things.
i.e. Jokes, or social site buttons.

Timmy is such a slowass. He didnt get it when i told him that freaky Jenn sucks ass literally and then he asked me how to post a status on facebook.

by Jazzi Jizz July 8, 2011

Slowking

A Big nosed nigga that looks like a Grotle
(David otherwise know as sensational gp)

youtube.com/sensationalgp

"STOP ATTACKING ME , I AM NOT A THREAT TO YOU. CATCH THIS STONE EDGE BITCH" - David 2015

( a slowking supporter)

by INHALEDEEZNUTSBICTH April 6, 2016

slowghost

When the person that you're dating slowly stops communicating with you instead of just dumping you outright.

Joe: I've been trying to get Mary to go out on a date with me for two weeks now, but she's taking forever to respond and barely responding to my texts.
Carl: She's slowghosting you. Take the hint.

by qweqwe321 April 12, 2017

Slowcala

Ocala, Florida

The best hangout location is the public library, where you will find 50% of high schoolers on the weekends.

Seriously, I'm not joking.

Old man: Did you see those crazy teens putting on zombie makeup in the LIBRARY?
Crazy teen: What else do you expect us to do in Slowcala?

by Chulalalaaaa September 10, 2012

slowjackin it

Taking a lot of time doing something by yourself, that could give you the cover to masterbate

We were waiting to go to the club while Drew was getting ready, slow jackin it for an hour.

You better not be slowjackin it while we are gone.

We would have been here earlier, but Andrew was slowjackin it all day.

by thefort June 24, 2007

SlowTimer

An individual who is both laid back and obvious.

(i.e. I'm a slowtimer, easy to see. I'm taking the time for a number of things that weren't important yesterday.)

by anthony willems August 30, 2007

the slows

The slows is that time of the day when you get a serious and sudden case of sleepiness. It is difficult to even breathe when you get the slows; and you usually must remedy it by consuming caffiene or sugar, or by possibly closing your eyes for a small nap.

"I have the slows so strong, girl, that I must drink a massive cappacino and eat a chocolate bar, or I might slip into a walking coma. "

by thegirlDJ August 7, 2007