California Sick Day

A euphemism for calling in sick to work so that one may stay at home and fist his or her significant other throughout normal business hours.

This does not require the employee to actually be ill. Instead, a California Sick Day is defined by the act of business-hours fisting, regardless of the health of the participants.

Employee 1: You missed the big meeting yesterday.
Employee 2: Indeed. I took a California Sick Day.
Employee 1: Up to your elbows in shit either way, right?

by Dr. Davis R Buttcheeks III September 27, 2015

SUPER SICK

Way better than sick, cool, nice etc, when something is too damn awesome or gnarly, calling it super sick is the word for it.

"Robin came outside with some red velvet Zanotti Giuseppe sneakers, them hoes were super sick."

by Fall Gang April 19, 2016

sick day

Often a baldfaced lie used to sueak out a couple of extra paid days off; employed to extend a long weekend, travel to an out-of-state Wednesday night rock concert, stay in bed all day with a new romantic interest, etc. Most people would rather come to work sick and risk infecting their colleagues than give up an illicitly obtained and healthy day of fun.

"Where is catherine today?"
"I saw her making out with some douche bag Lastnight maybe she took a sick day to get laid"

by Waggon April 13, 2007

Sick alf

To have a sick alf is to have a messed up hair style.

The use of the word "sick" is used sarcastically to mean shocking or shit.
The word sick is used normally by people to imply Insane, Cool, or Crazy

See sick

The alf part of the comment is unknown of its meaning.
It probably originates from Alf the hairy puppet.

See alf

James : "Nick, you have a sick alf."

Nick : "I know, I need to straighten it"

by Oli***Himself May 21, 2006

Love sick

1. When your so in love... not even living in the persons pocket is enough.. not even a half-an-hour pash cures the hunger...

2. When your away... and you never get around to ringing them.. and they also... forget about you... but you both know your in love... and its all so fucked up... but you still cant end it.. and if you do... you cant get them out of your head..

3. When you have your own special style of kissing, and touching.. and everything you do.. and you can never imagine yourself being with anyone else.. and cant stand the thought of them being with someone else

Holly And Joel

Joel... i Love You...

by hOLLiPoP May 13, 2005

cut sick

go psycho, but in an awesome way. used primarily to describe any virtuoso musician's command of their instrument, but guitarists in particular.

"have u heard about yo-yo ma's new album coming out in june?? he's gonna cut sick on that, dude."

by aperfectquett June 16, 2007

Sick Mother Fucker

When in awe of an incredibly awesome human being they are referred to as a Sick Mother Fucker.
A person is often referred to as a Sick Mother Fucker after doing or saying someting outrageous.

Person A: Hey that guy just saved a baby from a burning building while drinking a beer and having sex with a nun.
Person B: Ya, cuz he is a Sick Mother Fucker!

by vanessa1989 November 26, 2009