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secret sandwich

A secret sandwich is used for general, thoughtless blabbermouths.

These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.

To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.
The worst method:
❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌

The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret

Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
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by Seraphim Bitches October 15, 2021
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Secret spunk

The act of ejaculation on a sleeping unsuspecting victim similar to soggy biscuit it is where you cum on a face of your friend or enemy when they are asleep
I totally am lookin forward to doing a secret spunk on Cameron
by The spunk man December 1, 2021
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secret garden

"how's the secret garden, gizzelle?" "it's pretty good, man"
by Pee Pee McAss April 16, 2021
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secret pickle

when you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend and you're cheating on them
shayla is in a secret pickle because she wants to fuck Caleb but is dating izzy.
by kayak in da boat February 23, 2021
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secret spaghetti sauce

I CUM BLOOD!!!!!!!!!
Would you like me to give you my secret spaghetti sauce
by Secret spaghetti sauce October 11, 2023
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Secret

Something that Anns has to tell me
Anns shouldn’t hide secrets from me
by R0zal1n4 May 26, 2024
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the secret password

It's please 99% of the time.
Person 1: What's the secret password?
Person 2: Please?
Person 1: No.
by dreamybullsbatukam February 17, 2023
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