scratchies

the unshaven hair on your face, esp. annoying to a b-f or a g-f.

Stop it!!! Your scratchies are so annoying!

by MYOB May 19, 2001

african bootay scratcher

One of Jason Prater's many slang terms

by Anonymous June 21, 2003

Nick Scratch

Noun--One who seeks the truth by playing devil's advocate. A cutting and acerbic wit. Particularly, one who uses facts and reason to expose the illogic and factually fraudulent fanaticism of extremists. From the combination of old New England slang terms for the devil ("Old Nick," "Mr. Scratch," etc.) and the idea of sharp and cutting wit "nicking" and "scratching" the intellectual dullness of the pointless but persistent political extremists.

Matt: Did you read that latest series of lies from Ted? Pure paleo-con palaver.

Stumpy: Yeah, what a load of horseshit. But Nick Scratch cut that dullard down to size.

Matt: Facts and reason will do that. Ted's still a dick for posting that, though.

by Randy Goodman June 20, 2006

Scratched Helmet

A really bad haircut.

It's obvious you went to Supercuts, 'cause you've got a scrathed helmet.

by Eddy the Dentist January 10, 2004

Scratching the McCain Bus

A euphemism for masturbating. The phrase was first coined when John McCain's campaign tour bus collided with a van in Miami in August 2008.

Man, I was so horny the other day even scratching the McCain Bus didn't help relieve the tension.

by Stringer57 October 18, 2008

STRETCH IT!

When you are having a philosophical conversation with someone and they are not able to think outside the box...you'd like to encourage them to think about it.

#1: "....Well, and what do you think?"
#2 Big pause
#2 Hmmmm...I don't know...l...
#1 C'mon, STRETCH IT!

by Daintylu March 10, 2010

Stretch the Asshole

The act of stretching the opening of a balloon over the end of an N2O cracker.

Dude help me stretch the asshole over this!

by Lolman225 October 15, 2011