I was fucking this girl and she was like, "hey im going to use a butt plug too" and i was fine with it until i got a meatloaf surprise.
by the randy ferret November 05, 2009
The act of putting a peppermint in to a woman's anus with your tongue and letter her shit it out on to your dick, and then sucks it, swallowing the peppermint AND the cum.
by Fidstar November 07, 2003
The act of inserting the tip of your pinkie finger into the anus of your partner during sex. Usually done without preface, thus a surprise.
-Hey I heard you had sex with Chad for the first time last night. How was it?
-OMG it was great. Just as I was reaching my climax, he gave me the pinkie surprise. I've never had a better orgasm.
-OMG it was great. Just as I was reaching my climax, he gave me the pinkie surprise. I've never had a better orgasm.
by casey kasem May 17, 2010
its when you are behind a male, you take your thumb, and stick it within his bum, then you use your other fingers, to manipulate his balls, in a way that is most pleasurable
by ashley morss January 23, 2007
A crude sexual act. It involves a male hiding in a closet, under the bed, on the ceiling fan, etc. while wearing a mask. When a woman (or man if you prefer) walks into the room, the male comes out of hiding and situates themself so that they may ejaculate into the unwary victim's face. You then yell, "SURPRISE BITCH" and run out of the room. For a better effect run naked.
by XRaptor JesusX November 17, 2008
by john bumdis August 11, 2005
When you shove your schlong into a girl’s asshole but the second you do. You feel the shit that she had left over from chipotle and have to face the fact that your schlong now has leftover food from her visit from chipotle.
“How was that anal interaction last night brethren??”
“I had surprise anal last night man. I hated it but also enjoyed it.”
“I had surprise anal last night man. I hated it but also enjoyed it.”
by TheBicWhisperer February 03, 2020