When you don't know the chick you're fucking is a virgin, and you break her hymen, causing her to bleed everywhere and then use her blood as lube.
by IGrapeBabies November 27, 2011
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John: I gave Shirley a Spicy Surprise last night and she squealed like a stuck pig!
Jack: Shit son! Oh no you didn't!
Jack: Shit son! Oh no you didn't!
by Ojpoj July 23, 2013
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Sexual position in which the female chews a piece of Wintermint gum until it softens and then inserts it into her anus; subsequently flatulating- creating a bubble. The bubble then pops on the face of the male who's face is below her. The male becomes overwhelmed with the grotesque aroma of her gas and then passes out due to extreme arousal.
"Hey Kyle, how was the strip club last night?"
"It was great man, that bitch gave me a Wintermint Surprise. It was so awesome."
"You're fucked up dude."
"It was great man, that bitch gave me a Wintermint Surprise. It was so awesome."
"You're fucked up dude."
by Dalane August 26, 2013
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Get the Dark Surprise mug.When you are having sex with your girl missionary or doggy-style, and your dog, or hers, sneaks up and fucks you in the ass.
by Para6ox August 23, 2019
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Warning: flushing after act is not recommended
Warning: flushing after act is not recommended
by Jane092413 December 15, 2021
Get the Whoville surprise kiss mug.The act of inserting a pineapple in a sleeping friend's anus and then punching them in the face when they wake up.
Travis: Yo Danny is doing a juice cleanse.
Eric: We should help him out and give him a Mai Tai Surprise.
Eric: We should help him out and give him a Mai Tai Surprise.
by travisonfire January 16, 2013
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