by andrew dossa April 28, 2011
Get the queef salad mug.When a woman farts and it goes into her vagina while on her period. She can then not queef it out as normal as she has a tampon in. To release it, she must "pull the pin".
by Fartin Ted November 14, 2019
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A surprising and unexpected queef resulting in jubilation of all parties present.
A person who is being lame, and therefor acting like an extreme vaginal sound.
A person who is being lame, and therefor acting like an extreme vaginal sound.
Bitch, you're a fucking Holiday Queef.
Shut the fuck up you holiday queef.
Oh this sex is amazing. Pfffft.....Woops! That was a fabulous Holiday Queef!
Shut the fuck up you holiday queef.
Oh this sex is amazing. Pfffft.....Woops! That was a fabulous Holiday Queef!
by Smee487 July 18, 2010
Get the Holiday Queef mug.When a man sits down in such fashion to where the balls drift down the inside of the thighs with subtle friction on the decent, creating an encapsulated and pressured air space that then escapes through the pockets of skin that encompasses it.
This typically happens when the balls are smooth and/or moist, most commonly occurring after taking a shower or sweating profusely and sitting down on a bed.
This typically happens when the balls are smooth and/or moist, most commonly occurring after taking a shower or sweating profusely and sitting down on a bed.
"I just sat down half criss-crossed and heard my balls queef. It felt like a fart, but the air was so thin and cool."
"Dude, did you just hear that guy sit down? He totally had a ball queef."
"Dude, did you just hear that guy sit down? He totally had a ball queef."
by Machiavellian Tupé October 24, 2017
Get the Ball Queef mug.A platonic relationship exceeding traditional ideas of friendship. Queerplatonic partners may love eachother the way others love their boyfriend or girlfriend but they do not experience sexual or romantic attraction to eachother.
Bro1: hey are Ted and Suzie going out? They're always hanging out together
Bro2: nah
Bro1: oh so they're just friends then?
Bro2: nah, they're more than that they said they're in a 'queerplatonic relationship' - they have serious friend-love,bro!
Bro2: nah
Bro1: oh so they're just friends then?
Bro2: nah, they're more than that they said they're in a 'queerplatonic relationship' - they have serious friend-love,bro!
by Rex Aceheart March 23, 2014
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Get the queef mug.An insect resembling the common earwig with one difference, it climbs into the ear canal of sleeping children causing them to have homosexual tendencies.
An expert on the subject(1) described it as "He climbs into the ears of sleeping children and turns them into gay teens."
1. Vic Romano, (October 30, 2003). MXC "Monster Edition - Real Monsters vs. Product Mascots"
An expert on the subject(1) described it as "He climbs into the ears of sleeping children and turns them into gay teens."
1. Vic Romano, (October 30, 2003). MXC "Monster Edition - Real Monsters vs. Product Mascots"
Husband: I think there may be something wrong with little Billy, he's been looking at men with a twinkle in his eye.
Wife: You don't think he's infected with a queerwig, do you?
Husband: We better get him to the ER.
Wife: You don't think he's infected with a queerwig, do you?
Husband: We better get him to the ER.
by tsukisan April 29, 2013
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